*blinks* And I STILL can't remember what else I was gonna say to you people. In any case, wouldn't the blinkie light help night-vision cameras see in the dark? So if you're not most people, you've made it down this far without skipping, skimming or getting the spark notes version. I even impress myself. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. It's spiffy. Make a Copywriting Portfolio Drake thought it was fire and I guess I did too. I realize that this longest text ever must be very boring and not worth anyone's time. Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. Wait, no it isn't, I still have to keep going, and going, and going. One person, started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because this is the list that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some person started typing it notetc, etc. Remember: if the show sucks, it's their fault, not ours! The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. (and redundancy!) School is taking its toll. Even though it gains pleasure from squishing my spine. I learned this from my calculator. I feel like I'm playing questions only on whose line is it anway. It would hum, and hum, and humand then mercifully die. You wanna play that way. A lot has happened. Kinda like me and "Meg" webcomic we are trying to do. They expand your mind, making you think about all the things they could do. Doesn't that make you feel better? NOTHING! P.S. Why on earth would we go have way across the world to fight them when we didn't even really need oil?!! What if, eventually, Earth's gravity get's very very strong, and we all imploud from the squishyness? Today I had the misfortune of playing a Treasure Planet game on neopets.com It was terrible. Isnt' that nice? OkayI can do it. It was inspired, in part, by my sheer and utter boredom. My mom and my stupid little 10-year old sister loves it, though. Okay, if you want to get out, click the little refresh button, okay? Why, you ask? A little known fact is that a long time ago Jason used to work at McDonald's. It was the last time anyone said about your work, "I'm lovin' it." This is exciting Jason right?? Some are answers to e-mails, the rest are just stuff I wrote. Oh, speaking of insane, I STILL need those much needed supplies for the Official Flaming-Chickens Lunar Colony! HmmmI seem to be entertaining myself though, even while reading what I wrote. !STARE DEEP INTO THE STINKING ABYSS OF MY INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED SLICES!!! While the oil is heating, liberally salt and pepper the roast. It's bad enough to go to school, leave school, go to work, leave work, do homework and then wait for my dad to get off of the computer so that I can do stuff. How To Write A Newsletter Book Profit Calculator Right? Ha! OR something. It was fun. If you don't like it, start your own longest text ever. Look how long this has gotten. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. You mean that I'm just randomly responding regardless of your reactions? I think I'm so tired I can't sleep. I get done at 9:15. www.flaming-chickens.com! THen we go to library. I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. Then, when it's in German, or whatever, translate it back to English. Maybe I should make the link come here directlyHey! Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. You seeknowledge is good. The whole meal thing was about the only interesting thing to happen during the week. A profound statement, if I ever heard one. Trinity, who is of course outside of the Matrix, knows this and chooses to enter the Matrix to save the day. Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. Once we are on our Lunar Landing Site, we will engage in many exciting activites, primarily related to suffucating and starving. This is just a pointless excursive in spelling errors and grammatical imprecision. Writers Block It's a sad, cold, cruel world out there and you had nothing to relieve the monotony of it. Sometimes I crack myself up. theni got to go stand while people said a lot of stuff. Then, she accidently woke our three yappy dogs up, and they relized that they were in a car. I had this weird ass dream last night where Drake gave me a feature on his song and my entire verse was based around a metaphor comparing my dick to a gun. Which is why I still go to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website. Best of cute long paragraphs for your boyfriend copy and paste. She promptly borrowed $1 to help with the waitresses tip(This part I'm not being sarcastic about) All in all it was a night I'll remember forever (as the lowest point in "family outing"history, except for that time my mom dragged me to a church thing on the concept of truth.) Gotta gothe Russian-Brittish-Iraqi-enslaved-Africans are coming to defeat the Mexicans. Sowhen the weekend rolls around, I'm fairly exhausted. You must be caught in a time warp. January 13, 2023 Performance by Ujala Qazi. Copywriting Exercises Making me(The Patron Saint of Paperclips) the Ruler of the Laws of Nature! There's more! Well, next time you buy your $3 FREAKIN' dollar bottle of water, consider this. Yesthat's rightsuicide. Honestly, the more time I waste playing the game, the less time I'll work on this site and the less stuff you gotta read. And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. Her enemy is a fake Yorkshire Terrior (same species as her) made entirely out of goat hair. Naturally when it was announced that we'd be eating dinner in this place, I could hardly contain my excitment(I glared at my mother and asked why we couldn't go to Pizza Hut) When we arrived, we were promptly served (after thirty minutes) In the meantime, we played a family game of pool(my parents played while my brother and sister and I watched) After two rousing rounds, our food came. Maybe. Subliminal messanging also explains the successes of certain fast-food resteraunts, and brand name items. Did you know that there is over two miles of air sitting on you right now? The number of licks, I mean. 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Oh, and I would like to mention to my *snicker* LOYAL fans that this Longest Text Ever DOES get updated at least once a week, so please, please, please, PLEASE do not read this once, in one sitting and then leave forever, and ever and ever! my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. Whatever the case, I decided that the whole world, (or three of four random people) deserve to know that if the world and or universe are destroyed, it's the evil, little, white, feather's fault. There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. Do you care? But I can't think of anything to write about. But given who you are, I wager you'd somehow fail to do that properly. It only takes me a few minutes to get ready, then I can go back to bed. Before we knew it, we were on the road. 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I previous time when I was studying with her (American Revolution, this time) I was trying to help her remember the difference between the Patriots(Patriotic to America) and the Loyalists (Loyal to Britain) She didn't know what the word patriotic meant. It didn't. Wow. And, are monkeys spelled monkies? The paradox of my system of beliefs leads me to believe that the universe, in fact, is not infinite. Sure, some of this "fasion" stuff is cool and all, but all it shows is that you had the three and three-quarters brain cells required to copy someone else's "look". Or whatever. You can read a little each day. Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. Different Pricing Examples I heard something and turned around, and there he was! You know you want to! > You have blue hari..*gigles* I like hair. Okay, fire is loud. Teens Against Cartoon Owls. Which is exactly what it gets. Sonaturally I put her arch-enemy in my pocket and brought it home with me. But, maybe that's just the difference between you and me. I love my work, I love the kids I work with. If this was quality work, I'd publish it and make a fortune. They start out with half that number, and then just fill in words until they have the right amount. But without the bad sound track. However, I am currently content to just sit here and type. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Or possibly rightthat would be scary. Until thenI have absolutly no imaginary money. its dark and I want to go home is where the heart was where is it now? I admit it. I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. Hey, it's the 3 r's! You want me to stay. commit suicide faggot. WE have been having very profound thoughts lately. We could call ourselves TACO! Maybe eventually some weird, bored person will wander onto my site on accident and be mildly entertained be my site until they wander onto a live video feed of a coffee maker. It just sounded very professional to say it. Unless we spray-painted the snow purple, too. No guarantee that he'll succeed in saving Trinity. dont you know that you only need be afraid of fear and never anything here and certainly not a post that acts like a ghost? Perhaps you don't have time to waste e-mailing me. That my words somehow travel accross time (if only a few minutes) and are somehow picked up by future you, and that my responses are dictated by future you's reactions. And I asked myself "How could I have better spent my time?" Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. Any way, I'm leaving to eat some Cheessy goodness! HEEEEY! I'm sorry that my last few entries have been only about my various family antics. by the time I had to do my part (tell people where to stand before getting their diploma) it was dark. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. When I play a gambling game, there is a possibility that I'll lose everything, so I start on negative however much NP I have with me. Did you really think I'd give you guys my ADDRESS? Out of sheer curiosity, I asked Mrs. X who participated in the Civil War. Wow.I really must be bored. You won't make it. Not only that, but there are an infinite number of different kinds of intelligent life. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. (To this day, however, I will almost literally kill for a box of Cheez-It party mix, as it is a rare commodity at my house.) That means I take four classes this semester and four different classes next year. I love the way you wrap me up in your arms, whispering sweet talks to me, and telling me you want more. there were bugs. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. How discouraging. Right now, my spacebar is malfunctioningthat's not goodI have to press it two or three times just to insert a freaking space. It is now my civic duty to discover this ancient mystery, and reveal it to the uncaring world. On the way home, we had gotten approximatly 4 hours into the trip when my mother predicatably decided that we had to go back and eat at the 50th aniversary of her favorite ice cream place. At least it's over. And any weirdness I could come up with would be normal compared to Noodle Boy, soI bid thee farewellseeya! 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This entry went from saluting the PSOA to making a statement about my ideals. It's been awhile, (at least two weeks) since I've written here. How to Get Your Posts Seen But when it dropped I got clowned so hard for the verse and Drake ended up hating me weirdest dream I've had in a long time lmao. My mother is a control freak, and she decided on the spur of the moment that we were going north to visit relatives. Roast Text Art (Copy & Paste) - textart.sh Roast Text Art Don't forget to click the spacesunderscores button to fill the white space with underscore characters so that when you paste it somewhere, it doesn't collapse all the spaces. The future is determined by the triangles, in a startling blue color which spin around in a zany manner. Is it possible to make less sense? You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Wal-mart TV is evil. I salute those people. Anyway, I still don't think that anyone is actually coming here. Dear friend, you know that from the rising of the sun and to the time it sets, my day will always start with prayers for you. And I feel that it's time for a FAKE commercial break, for the highly informed, obviously brain-dead consumer. @keyframes ibDwUVR1CAykturOgqOS5{0%{transform:rotate(0deg)}to{transform:rotate(1turn)}}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq{--sizePx:0;font-size:4px;position:relative;text-indent:-9999em;border-radius:50%;border:4px solid var(--newCommunityTheme-bodyTextAlpha20);border-left-color:var(--newCommunityTheme-body);transform:translateZ(0);animation:ibDwUVR1CAykturOgqOS5 1.1s linear infinite}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq,._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq:after{width:var(--sizePx);height:var(--sizePx)}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq:after{border-radius:50%}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq._2qr28EeyPvBWAsPKl-KuWN{margin:0 auto} Me and Josh ate lots and lots of sugar, and it's late at nite and everything is funny but we can't laugh 'cause everybody is sleepin' so it's even funnier but ever since we drank the water we sobered up even though we weren't drunk but we ate sugarlots and lots of sugar. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. After complaining how hungry she was, and about the poor quality of the resteraunt, she walked out of the resteraunt, instructing the rest of us to "enjoy our meals". You thought you'd gotten rid of me. CopyWork ME: Yep. Thank you Squirell. AND I DONT BLAME YOU!! MOOOO! If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. Blog Post Titles Another thing that bothers me is organ grinders. actually claim to be mentally ill. That's either a) a publicity stunt b) An attempt at humor c) a cry for help or d) none of the above You can e-mail your responses by conducting a scavenger hunt of this site. That's how I knew it's name, picture and what it did. With the exact same words, motions and emotions. Another article claims that an anitseptic turned a polar bear purple, drawing large crowds of people. "Purified" water. And did I mention that you smell? GRAVITY IS EVIL! He always enjoyed it because it meant that somewhere, he was the Supreme Dictator of the Galaxy. Especially the part about the biscuits and cheese. I'm back. Well, too bad! Doesn't that just make you proud to be weird? I only signed up for a semester. Generators & Calculators: That's is just so extremly creepy. It's not fair. Insane, chaotichmmmmmI wonder who thought of it? It's more like techno talk about arrays and how much I suck and whether or not the Braves will win this year. But none have struck terror in her little moose heart like this particular feather. Especially since I just saw The Matrix: Reloaded. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. "angry mob form"? It doesn't matter. You have to admit its sheer coolness. On almost all the "purified" water bottles I've ever seen it has the following mesage: "Purified through reverse osmosis. Still later that day, she got offended at some trivial thing and decided that we weren't going anywhere at all. Here's what I wrote this weekend: Woooooo! I'm just bored. Here are Cute Paragraphs For Her Copy And Paste. Wow. Soif you wish to contribute to this great and magneficent and magestic and MOOSEY projectwe need the following things: 739 rolls of aluminium foil (preferably the extra shiny kind) 417 refridgerator boxes, 9000 rolls of "sticky on both sides" duct tape, 300 lbs of chicken feathers (preferably white) and 1 (one) thermo-nuclear-rocket-thruster. Your subconsious mind acts on whatever it is told. ._12xlue8dQ1odPw1J81FIGQ{display:inline-block;vertical-align:middle} It's pathetic. The reason I have to get up at 6 something is that III ride the bus to school. When I think of how much money people WASTE on appearences, it makes me feel like projectile vomiting. How To Become A Copywriter You don't know either? That also explains why normal stuff confuses me. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. HmmI seem to be jumping from one subject to another more frequently. The food was superb, (our food came the exact opposite of how we ordered it, and half of the onion rings were missing) Then we joyfully returned to our game(my sister and the ex-con played my mom) We spent hours there (from 5p.m.-7:15p.m.) By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. No! there were lots of fireworks. And I hava a very, almost special rant for you. Don't Ignore Sites? Won't that be fun? Or would it be cheating if I didn't have multiple personalities? Cheese is watching. And now, back to our featured presentation. That dirty little rat. The following is an extremely weird poem-thingy that I wrote when I was in a relatively weird mood: never mind that noise my dear can anyone pass the cheese only if you say pretty please oh, boy do I have to sneeze. 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